here’s a list of words that are good to randomly shout out when there is a random silence. or when you’re in an elevator full of people you do not know.
1. MOOOOOOOOO!
2. QUACK!
3. OYSTERS!
4. OINTMENT!
5. GRANOLA BAR!
6. BANAAAAAAAAAAANA!!!!!
7. FIDDLE!
8. OOFNAH!
9. GREGARIOUS!
10. AMBIDEXTROUS
11. ORANGUTAN!
12. FADOODLE!
13. OOOOOOOINK!
14. PIZZA!
15. OATMEAL!
16. HAMMER!
phrases that are also good to shout out during awkward silences etc:
1. Wanna pet my hammer?
2. I ONCE WAS A FRAMER NAMED BILL!
3. oysters with applesauce is my favorite food!
4. OMFG THE CAT RUINED MY PUZZLE!!!!!! (he really did!!!! 
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5. AW MAN! I THINK I’M MISSING SESAME STREET RIGHT NOW!
6. how many hours til the president comes?
7. QUICK, STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
8. can i have a potato?
9. the wheels on the bus go round and round…
10. I CAN PLAY THE TUBA!
11. once i built an ice cream truck out of toothpaste!
12. get your air here, only sixty-two cents!
13. did you know i won a game of checkers yesterday?
14. did you know the letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnos?
15. THAT PIZZA GUY OWES ME TWENTY SIX CENTS!
16. have you seen the movie E.T? if you havent, DON’T!
17. ON TOP OF YOUR HE-EAD! THERE WAS ONCE SOME DANDRUFF! BUT THEN I ATE IT! AND SO NOW THERE ISN’T!
18. want some coffee? i made it speee-ciaaal.
19. have you ever been to boredboredbored.wordpress.com? (jk 
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